Back to travel is perhaps the most passing tiring of the holiday, not so much for the trip itself (the last is a series of 16 hours in a bus in Poland, I never tire of repeating) but for a series of factors that recur once set foot in the house.
1) the factor "Parents"
The thought of seeing his parents that he began asking questions about questions I almost ended up in a police station for questioning causes a slight nausea since starting to return to its nest (if it so we want to define).
you ever?
I always arrived at the station once, or to ' airport that is, to my view of my healthy complexion (due to alcohol in the sun in summer and in winter), disappears suddenly giving me a look greenish characteristic of people suffering from nausea on the road.
The last time I've gotten the magic coupled with a sore throat + Benagol :
"No mom .... you can not imagine it was incredible ... then I talk about you ... you pass this sore throat that is deadly ... I'm suffering like a dog. "
pity me is gufata the great because the next morning I had 39 of fever ! But these are details ...
are now more certain that that is precisely why my seemingly sickly appearance that every time I come home the first sentence of my mother: "You look like a dead man walking ... Same at home sometimes you'd look more decent. "
But back to to hassle us and post-trip ...
2) The factor CASE
Another thing that remains difficult, once you return home is unraveling of the case.
My rule, remains in the lobby, next to the front door for a minimum of seven days: this is an inevitable factor for my rehabilitation to 'natural habitat, I have sure to continue having a relationship with the place from which I returned and then the very idea of \u200b\u200bhaving more clothes and knick-knacks thrown into the bulk bag makes me feel more quiet ... (if you have not arrived yet these are the first signs of my psychosis).
3) POST-factor Unravelling CASE
Once 7 days have passed the academic pressurization of the head inside the case if you really like to wear those clothes again, and we have to wash them.
This step solves the following steps:
- - Open the case
- -open my arms and pretended to have become one of those hooks that are mechanical in the machines to Luna Park (the ones with which we try to grasp dolls and watches)
- -grab the whole ball of dirty clothes and pressurized
- -insert them in the washing machine, hoping to better that there is nothing that all the washing machines.
I confess: I still have my sweet mother who washes and irons them to me.
This is a great fortune until they begin to jump out T-shirts ever seen, some new clothes and men's golf, not a sock and a pair of my boxers. The additional hassle, or perhaps I should call it embarrassment comes in these cases, when your mother, her eyes wide open, we will refund all the clothes washed and ironed his boxers, unknown in these cases to find a clear and easy to provide in 'Immediate can become extremely difficult.
Especially if you were on vacation there with your two friends. And no one else. In these cases suggests that the basic ingredients to the explanation to be provided accommodation in a hostel, a shared room and a nearby bed extremely disorder that makes his pants fly across the room, pulling from the strap.
4) The factor Photography
We must admit that is a couple of years that the photographs have become a thing of which we can not do without, do them on all occasions.
And also by now have become fashion SLRs semi we pretend to be a genius of photography ...
Unfortunately when we're on holiday is not the wisdom and euphoria leads us to photograph them in every situation, not caring highly of the conditions and attitudes in which we live.
Add to this, then the factor "memory" that binds us to the photo and why it seems impossible then be able to erase.
All these shots souvenir become a huge problem when we get home and the first thing that our father is excited most of us, is to download the ' entire card on His computer is creating a slide be presented to all the family, the Sunday lunch.
There are solutions: These are situations embarrassing inevitable for all owners of a digital camera.
It happens this way: even if you try to repair as best deleting some shots compromising , always beyond some photos and so on Sunday, after lunch, before all of your relatives, you find yourself splattered on the screen the TV in his underwear and bra or
clinging to two strangers with makeup completely free ride and a shoe in his hand outside a bar or, better yet, rinvoltata
in bed with a face like a scared eyes red more red you can not, those two circles to make one think of the witch White after you have skimmed 5 barrels below and your roommate that spin 'the photographer of the moment.